For you out there who don’t understand the Bill of Rights…..


I read this from my yahoo group today and thought it was totally appropriate to print here. As the liberals are always saying that the Constitution and the Bill of rights does not tell them what they can do…..here is what should be printed as an amendment to the Bill of Rights… The Bill of NON rights.



NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

“We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.”

ARTICLE I

You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II

You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, turn the
channel, express a different opinion, etc; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III

You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye,
learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy..

ARTICLE IV

You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes …

ARTICLE V

You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI

You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII

You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII

You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly
help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX

You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of
Rights.

ARTICLE X

This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly….)

ARTICLE XI

You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution . The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

Now, do you liberals understand what you can and cannot do? I hope so…because this is as plain as I have heard it yet. A first grader could understand this one. If you can’t, you need to go back to school. And not a government one either. A private school, where you will actually learn things. Or you can find a first grader to explain it to you.

God Bless our Troops and our people who are protesting what Obama is doing
God Bless my readers, my listeners on BTR and my viewers on You Tube….

-Robert-

About Robert P. Garding

I am a Reagan Conservative, who is very alarmed at the Liberals who have just lost their majority over our government, but continue to act like it never happened. They have to be stopped. NOW or even sooner.
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One Response to For you out there who don’t understand the Bill of Rights…..

  1. visioneer says:

    Thank you for a common sense wording to a non-bill of rights! This is an awesome antidote to the entitlement mentality that is so prevalent in today’s society.
    reply from Robert: Thanks for the kind words. I have fun with this blog and I get to meet many neat people who become readers. Thank for the comment and for reading. Hope you come back.

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