Today, at 8 pm, eastern time, in about an hour, we are to shut off all of our lights and run no electricity for an hour. All in the name of saving the planet from Global Warming. Yes my friends, you heard me right. That hoax, that says we are going to die soon if we do not do something drastic, to save the planet from burning up and killing everything. People, this is a hoax, and here is what we shall do instead.

You see, we just had, in 2008 the coldest year in history, and we are supposed to be concerned about GLOBAL WARMING? People, turn on all your lights….air conditioner or heater, depending on if it is warm or cold where you are and show the world that you think that the global warming crowd are all idiots and nuts. WE are not experiencing Global Warming. We are experiencing a cycle of climate change that is completely natural. Leave your lights on and tell the Al Gore’s of the world that you will not buy into this stupidity. I know that shortly I am going to run around my house and turn everything on. This is going to be fun. We can be all seen from space……

God Bless America and her troops
God Bless my readers, my listeners and my viewers….


About Robert P. Garding

I am a Reagan Conservative, who is very alarmed at the Liberals who have just lost their majority over our government, but continue to act like it never happened. They have to be stopped. NOW or even sooner.
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  1. Roadhouse says:

    My flood lights above my yard are blazing as we speak, as are my garage lights. It’s a small and insignificant protest, but sometimes the simple things can brighten your day, or night…literally.

    reply from Robert: I love it. I didn’t turn on many more lights than I normally do, and I didn’t turn on my air conditioner, because it was cold outside…the heater was going though. I did have my porch lights on and eveyrthing else for that matter.

    I just wonder, how much colder does it have to get before they finally realize, global warming isn’t happening, and they start hitting us with the “new coming ice age” thing that we were hit with in the 70s? I remember that happened just as it was warming up again.

  2. Jeff M says:

    Well hey, why would a Christian Nation such as Murka-stan bother to pretend the denizens are stewards of a planet some paranormal being created?

    We were all taught in Sunday school: pay tithes to pulpit pimps to teach that we’re only created as Play-Doh parasites to undo all that said creator did, right?

    We the People are prompted to assume conservatives celebrate World AIDS Day by having unprotected sex with male prostitutes?

    It would behoove the billions upon this planet who DO honor their stewardship to a creator’s creation to create:

    “Don’t Shoot Self in Face Day” in order for conservatives to do the opposite for one day each year

    …..then the planet’s billions of honorable and “personally responsible” denizens wouldn’t have to bother with future Earth Day events and could focus on repairing all that damaged.

    Karma is a mother, just not the one that bakes cookies, doncha’ know!

    reply from Robert: First off, we conservatives are only tired of all the stupidity and rhetoric that is going on out there, and we are just trying to show non violent ways to cast a light of sanity on all the absurdity. As for your comment, let me get this straight. You think that the denizens of our planet were planted here as some sort of seed from a race of another world, apparently put here for their amusment, that all priests and preachers are “pimps” because they pass a collection plate, and as far as World Aids Day, we would celebrate it by astoling the virtues of abstinence which anyone knows is the only way to prevent the spread of this disease, and that by going against this environmental crap and just trying to shed a light on the absurdity of it, we are really trying to bring sanity back into this world, but unfortunately, this world would rather cling to it’s insanity, than to deal with reality.

    The reality of this is, Obama is a socialist, whether he admits it to us or not, and he is out to destroy this nation. Thanks for the poetic comment.

  3. Roadhouse says:

    Jeff M,
    My creator tells me not to fall for government instituted hoaxes designed to supress freedom and consolidate power among UN leaders. He also gave me a brain and the free will to use it to question such hoaxes.
    I would probably question hoaxes if I were an athiest too though, so I quess the whole “Christian bashing” tactic is pretty pointless.

  4. Roadhouse says:

    I wonder what Karma has in store for those who resort to insults rather than make legitimate arguments supporting their views?

  5. Seane-Anna says:

    Darn! I wish I’d known about this Saturday. Every light in my house would’ve been on. And Jeff M, please do us all a favor and shoot yourself. Doing so would surely save the planet as you put out enough hot air to cause global warming on two earths.

    reply from Robert: I tried to tell you but you were no where to be found and I don’t have your phone number. *ss*

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